Why does the world need yet another blog?

A friend of mine is going to become a father for the first time.  The due date is 30 days from today.  In honor of this occasion, and because parents (like smokers) want nothing more than unsolicited advice, I have vowed to post advice to this blog every day for the next 30 days.

Each day I will answer an unasked question. Why are these questions unasked?  Maybe people are too embarrassed.  Maybe the questions are moronic.  Maybe people (rightly) do not respect my opinion on the topic.  Those reasons are irrelevant because I really like to watch myself type.

You are welcome.