Today's question comes from Larry. I chose this question because being an engineer, I like quantitative answers rather than qualitative ones. No one is really satisfied when I answer a question by saying, "Well, it depends, but sort of".
The answer is to take the strength of your marriage and multiply it by this coefficient: 0.32
Your marriage is now -68% stronger! The stress of sleep deprivation, additional monetary issues, and unanticipated child-rearing arguments have destroyed 68 percent of your hard-earned relationship stability. So, enjoy those gas-induced baby smiles and poorly-scribbled toddler art drawings because they have sucked the marrow out of your marriage.
(Yes, Hank and I are still married, but that's only because Hank is 68% more tolerant than the average wife. You're doomed.)
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